Disclaimer: I’m in a rush. I have to read about 90 pages in the next hour. And though I am a fast reader, that is just pushing it. So, don’t be expecting, you know, poetry or anything.
Two of the ladies I follow on Twitter — Kyran Pittman of the blog Planting Dandelions and Karen Walrond of the blog Chookooloonks — were having a big conversation about Flair pens. And they were saying that Flair pens are the best pens in the universe. In fact, Kyran informed me that these pens would turn my to-do lists into poetry. I thought that sounded like a neat idea. So, of course, I immediately went out and purchased some. And then I rewrote my to-do list with this pen.
I think I did it wrong, because my to-do list is still just a to-do list. Dammit.
In other news, my kitchen looks like it has been raining pepperoni. In an effort to get my baby to consume anything other than fruit or bread, I have been offering him different meats and cheeses. On the menu today, turkey pepperoni. It didn’t go over well. Not at all.
Excuse me while I go add “pick up half chewed bits of turkey pepperoni off the floor” to my to-do list.
Also, Craig is out of town on business and is emailing me pictures of his hotel. There are no bits of turkey pepperoni on his floor. No fair.