Two World Champions

This picture is apropos of nothing.  I just like it.

If there was a contest of who could shut their eyes the tightest, my son would be world champion.

And how was your weekend?  Mine was perfectly lovely. I do not feel quite as… hormonal… as I did last Friday.  Thanks for asking.

The most exciting thing that happened to me this weekend was going to the The Hunger Games.

The most lame thing that happened this weekend was ironing.  Jesus H. Christ.  Ironing blows.

The best kiss I had this weekend was when I put Henry to bed and he kissed me very softly over and over again and then rubbed noses with me.

The worst kiss I had this weekend was when Henry licked my lip and nostril.

The best thing in my yard right now is the one and only tulip that has risen from a sea of daffodils.

The worst thing in my yard right now is the bajillion times infinity whirly birds hanging off the giant tree in the front.  The suspense is killing me.

The best thing I ate this weekend was pretzel M & M’s.

The worst thing I ate this weekend was pretzel M & M’s.

This picture is apropos of nothing also.

If there were a contest to see who could get out of the deepest trouble using only the beauty of their eyelashes as defense, my son would be world champion.